I've been working on increasing the quantity and diversity of my leaf intake. Michael Pollan in In Defense of Food recommends that we "eat mostly plants, especially leaves." So I've been looking out for weird leaves in my produce aisle. Last week Henry's had organic dandelion greens. But what to do with them?
Back on March 11th the New York Times ran a bit about Michelle Obama giving a tour of the White House kitchens and discussing the challenges of getting her daughters to eat well. In passing the article mentioned a spinach dish that Cristeta Comerford, the White House Executive Chef, cooks for the Obamas. In the same issue Mark Bittman wrote an article, The Greening of Mashed Potatoes, including a recipe for green mashed potatoes. The green ingredient: dandelion. I was so enamored with the no-cream creamed spinach idea that I jotted down as much as I could glean from the article about the recipe in the top margin of my clipping of The Greening of Mashed Potatoes. About a week later the Dining blog (and the hard copy of the newspaper, but can I find that online, no) had the recipe for No-Cream Creamed Spinach.
Saturday I made both.
Now, to be fair, I failed to review the entire Bittman article in order to recognize the importance of equal parts potato to greens. So, in the interest of efficiency, I used five pounds of potatoes instead of one. But I did use homemade bread crumbs, so I should still score some Bittman points. I also added about a quarter cup of shredded Asiago cheese on top, just because it was there. To top off my deviance, instead of baking at 400 degrees for 15 minutes, I popped it in with the turkey meatloaf, which was baking at 350 degrees, about 20 minutes before the meatloaf was done. Then I switched on the broiler for about fifty seconds to brown the top.
My independent taste tester was thoroughly wowed. He'd never scarfed up spinach so fast. And the potatoes were awesome. They might be awesomer if the ratio of greens to potatoes was closer to one to one.
But I've got to confess, dandelion greens involve a lot of de-stemming for not so much green leafy, so I think I might substitute some other weird green in the future.
Tuesday, April 07, 2009
White House Spinach and Green Mashed Potatoes
Monday, April 06, 2009
Spanish Lemon Cake

In Athens, Georgia, there was a cake baker by the name of Cecilia Villarreal. She made a cake known as a Spanish Lemon Cake. It was the perfect cake for a hot, humid, Georgia summer evening. We pretty much based our restaurant decisions on whether or not they bought cakes from Ms. Villarreal because if there was no chance for Spanish Lemon Cake, there was no point in eating.
By the time we left The ATH, fewer and fewer restaurants were stocking her wares and the few who were did not regularly stock the Spanish Lemon Cake. Whether this was due to the overharvesting of Spaniards, we shall never know. But when my friend who gave me the eggs gave me a dozen lemons from neighborhood trees, I took it as a sign from the citrus gods: I was meant to make my first attempt at recreating Spanish Lemon Cake.
The cake is no trickier than the average cake, but I had never made a boiled frosting before. When I made the filling for the Whoopie Pies a couple of weeks ago I realized at a certain step it could either become a boiled frosting or Whoopie Pie filling. This realization in combination with the arrival of a dozen lemons on my doorstep is what precipitated this little experiment.
My recipe is a four-parter taking lemon curd from the April 2001 issue of Gourmet as found on Epicurious, the cake batter from the awesome recipe I found from Bake and Shake via Not Martha, my own lemony variation on simple syrup, and the boiled frosting recipe is a hybrid of The New York Times Cookbook by Craig Claiborne (1961), an article "County Cooking by an Urban Chef" by Craig Claiborne, in the August 1, 1979, edition of the New York Times about Edna Lewis, and the filling for Whoopie Pie.
I made the lemony simple syrup by substituting a third of the water with lemon juice. After the sugar dissolved, I ran it through a strainer to get any of the lemon bits out. You can do this like a week in advance if you store it in the fridge.
I made the lemon curd immediately after and in the same pot as I made the lemony simple syrup. Again, you can do this like a week in advance if you store it in the fridge.
I made the cake two days in advance. In addition to the vanilla infused milk, vanilla infused sugar, and vanilla bean seeds, I added a pinch of lemon zest. For some reason the cake did not come out of the pan without a fight, so it was a little too unstable to bisect in order to form four layers. After the cake was cool, I froze it, like the pros do, and also because I thought the fallen apart bits might stay together better.
On the day of I took the cakes out of the freezer and slathered them in lemony simple syrup. Then I popped them back into the freezer while I made the boiled frosting. While the boiled frosting was finishing up in the mixer, I popped the cakes out of the freezer, spread a layer of lemon curd on the bottom layer and popped the top layer on top (check out the picture above for a look at that curd layer . . . in the study of narratives, we call this foreshadowing).
I made the boiled frosting on the day of and I ran into one snag. See if you can guess what it was just by reading my Frankensteinian recipe.
Boiled Frosting
Ingredients:
2 c. sugar
2/3 c. water
2 tsp. lemon juice
4 egg whites, room temperature, stiffly beaten
1 tsp. vanilla
Instructions:
1. For best results, follow directions carefully, paying attention to required temperatures. Fill bottom half of a double boiler (or a medium saucepan) with an inch or two of water, and bring to a boil over high heat. In top half of double boiler (or a metal bowl), combine sugar, water and lemon juice. Place over simmering water and whisk just until sugar is dissolved and temperature reaches 236 degrees on candy thermometer.
2. Using a whisk attachment on a heavy-duty mixer, whisk egg whites while pouring sugar mixture slowly into egg whites, beating constantly. Add vanilla and continue beating on high until they double in volume and become thick and shiny. Continue to whisk until cool.
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So you might recognize the first paragraph of instructions from the Whoopie Pie filling. The two differences are (1) whoopie pie filling combines sugar and egg whites, not sugar, water, and lemon juice and (2) whoopie pie filling maxes out at 180 degrees. Now, I'll confess, NONE of the boiled frosting recipes instructed me to use a double boiler but I am a chicken when it comes to burning stuff, so I thought the double boiler method was safer. But I could not get that beast above 180 degrees. Is this like a fundamental law of water boiling that I forgot from physics or chemistry or home ec? Or is the problem that I use a humongous stainless steel bowl as the top of my double boiler so my candy thermometer is never really sufficiently submerged to make an accurate reading and my "splash some on the pokey bit" method of temperature taking is only feasible up to 180 degrees? So I proceeded after this was at 180 degrees for fifteen minutes (which is apparently the maximum duration of my patience). Now, in the end, I think it turned out just fine.
Well, the boiled frosting turned out just fine. The cake itself suffered from a fundamental structural defect. As you recall, the cakes didn't come out of the pans intact so I couldn't slice them in half again to form four layers. You didn't think this would be significant, did you? But then when it was time to assemble the cake instead of using a third of the lemon curd between the two layers (because originally there would have been a third of the curd between each of four layers), I used all of it. This created a cake model of the geology of California. The top layer was balanced precariously on an unstably thick layer of lemon curd (see second picture above . . . remember what I said about foreshadowing?). So when the cake was sliced, it caused an imbalance which resulted in the top layer sliding off the bottom layer and onto the counter at our friends' house who had invited us over to dinner. But their squeals of delight at the taste of the cake and all its parts seemed to suggest they might eat the remainder off the counter with a spoon.
Now, part of me thinks reducing the quantity of curd will solve the problem. Part of me thinks I should use a more yolk-based curd recipe like the curd part of the Lemon Curd Layer Cake recipe from the March 1999 issue of Bon Appetit as found on Epicurious. Any suggestions regarding curd or the maximum temperature possible using a double boiler would be greatly appreciated.
Sunday, April 05, 2009
Updates: Microcow, Seed Source, Fullerton CSA, Bread
I posted a new picture of Talula without a sweater on so you can see her cow spots.
I found another source for heirloom seeds, Seed Savers Exchange, via Craft Nectar.
Re-Nest posted a reminder to sign up for your CSA and included a link to Local Harvest's CSA finder. I finally found a CSA with a drop off point in Fullerton! South Coast Farms now has a CSA drop off point at the Fullerton Arboretum.
FYI, the Rustic Cyprus-Style Herbed Olive Bread I baked the other week makes AWESOME croutons. And I baked another loaf not paying nearly enough attention to the baking time (we had to leave for a dinner party earlier than I expected), but it turned out just as good as when I obsessed over baking time. It is a very forgiving recipe.
Saturday, April 04, 2009
Product Review: Dr. Bronner's Soap
Recently I have joined a sort of hippy elite. I became a user of Dr. Bronner's Soap. I've been searching for a less toxic soap for awhile, as evidenced by my review of Method Hand Wash almost a year ago. In the interim I made a desperate choice that reignited my motivation. I bought grocery store generic, anti-bacterial soap in a large refill bottle. In fact, they were two for the price of one, so I bought two. It smells STRONGLY of bleach and will strip the moisture from your hands turning you from smooth as a baby's bottom to see ya' later alligator in no time at all. In fact, when we had an ant infestation in our bathroom, I grabbed the nearest cleaning supply I had on hand--this toxic soap--and literally squirting this stuff over an inch away from the ants killed them immediately and we have not had a single ant in the house since. I'm pretty sure it is weaponized bleach.
I had heard good things about Dr. Bronner's and noted it's very good rating at the Environmental Working Group’s Skin Deep Cosmetic Safety Database. But I was concerned about the cost. At Dr. Bronner's website you can get a gallon of peppermint scented for $52.49 ($0.41/fl. oz.) plus shipping and handling. Henry's charges $9.79 for a 16 fl. oz. bottle ($0.61/fl. oz.) and $14.49 for a 32 fl. oz. bottle ($0.45/fl. oz.). Trader Joe's only carries the 32 fl. oz. bottle and only in peppermint, but they more than make up for their lack of selection with their rockstar price: $8.99. ($0.28/fl. oz.). [Trader Joe's also carries their own brand of peppermint pure castille liquid soap, only in 16 oz. bottles for $3.49 (the lowest price of all: $0.22/fl. oz.).]
So when I used up the last of the weaponized bleach hand soap, I bought a 32 fl. oz. bottle of Dr. Bronner's Magic 18-in-1 Hemp Peppermint Pure Castille (liquid) Soap Made with Organic Oils at Trader Joe's. I filled our soap dispenser and have been in love ever since. Others have noted that optimally you would dilute the soap and run in through a foaming soap dispenser to avoid the solidification and concomitant clogging (read further for a link). But I thought I'd just give it a try in the smallest soap dispenser before I ran off and invested money in foaming soap dispensers. It has a low viscosity, which causes it to shoot out of the dispenser without mercy. But this also allows you to lather up your hands without water. It also rinses cleaner than any soap I or David have ever used. You get no sense that there is a residue on your hands once you've washed them. But it also doesn't strip your skin of moisture like other soap. I've used it to wash my face and it is effective even on my insane sunblock. The peppermint makes it very refreshing after a hot day outside. The only downside is that it is, as my loving husband so eloquently put it, "urine-colored." So our clear soap dispenser is slightly less attractive if you're into clear soap . . . which I think smacks of racism, but that's just me. I'm a hippy. You can tell because I use Dr. Bronner's.
A few other random thoughts on Dr. Bronner's:
As I mentioned many moons ago, Ask Metafilter's post describing Uses for Dr Bronner Soap [WARNING: RAGING hippies responded with some VERY personal uses for this product which may induce nausea and Republican sympathies in MANY readers]. It answered my question: can I use Dr. Bronner as a hand soap? Answer: Yes, diluted with water and in one of those foaming soap dispensers. Now I just have to wait for someone to ask, "Now that I use only foaming soap dispensers, what do I do with my three non-foaming soap dispensers?"
Ask Metafilter has also answered the key buying bulk Bronner's question: Will Dr. Bronner stay good for the rest of my life? Short answer: quite probably.
How many soaps can claim to have spawned a movie? Dr. Bronner's can: Dr. Bronner's Magic Soapbox by Sara Lamm. Gristmill has a nice review of the film.
Dr. Bronner's Peppermint get's a 9 out of 10 on Good Guide.
Tuesday, March 31, 2009
Shools need Shills
Casinos, and less reputable organizations (like marketers), regularly employ shills: people playing the game not for fun, but to keep the game going if there are too few players, and/or just to ramp up players' enthusiasm. One could get into a heavy discussion of whether a shill is actually "playing" the game at all (the term shill usually implies playing with house money, not keeping any winnings), whether the presence of shills implies a metagame around the original game, etc.
But my question is this: if shills are effective enough that casinos use them, why don't we use them in classes?
Consider the (unsubstantiated - send me references!) truisms:
- a few good students can enhance the learning environment for everyone else;
- peer regulation is the most effective enforcement of classroom discipline;
- students ask questions in classes that other students are asking questions in;
- students won't do what you tell them to, but will model themselves after peers that they see as successful.
Imagine you could plant a student who would ask the poignant question of the day, who would patiently help the struggling student while you addressed the rest of the class, and who would be your eyes and ears in the back of the room. Imagine a student who could ask probing but answerable questions of the strong students, credibly asking for help.
Sure, some of these tasks could be done with a TA, but a shill _models desired behavior_, and the only person better than a shill would be an actual role model student. And there's not enough of those for every class. Maybe because not enough students had a shill show them how to be.
I just told my differential equations class to read a section in the book and teach it to me next time. Which they took as a joke, but might actually make a decent exercise. But it got me to thinking -- what if they _always_ had someone to teach to, asking all the right questions?
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
Baking: Rustic Cyprus-Style Herbed Olive Bread

Some people would enter the world of bread baking with a basic, classic recipe. Me, I started with Rustic Cyprus-Style Herbed Olive Bread from Nancy Baggett's (real name, I think not) book Kneadlessly Simple: Fabulous, Fuss-Free, No-Knead Breads, which I spied on Serious Eats.
True Story: I stopped my mixer while putting together the ingredients for this recipe so I could hear the radio. On the radio Jacki Lyden, of All Things Considered, was making bread with Nancy Baggett. Literally, I had JUST added iced water to the other ingredients AS Nancy explained to Jacki WHY the water needs to be iced. CRAZY.
Oh, yeah, and this bread is SO good. Think I can swing weekly bread baking?
Monday, March 23, 2009
Spring = Pretty and weird
I've been given flowers recently. Daffodils from my grad student who's husband is allergic and flowering shrub cuttings from neighbors (for helping them move a piece of furniture.)
(You can just about see my cute elephant salt and pepper shakers in the background.)
I made chocolate cream cheese cupcakes, which were too salty, but still edible.
The shower is draining slowly and so when I wash my hair, there are strands remaining in the tub after the water drains out. The other day, the hair spelled my initials.
A pair of morning doves are trying to procreate on our windowsill. The first attempt sadly ended in disaster, with broken eggs on the ground. They are trying again, but seem to be having extreme difficulty figuring out how exactly to rebuild a nest. Not that their first attempt was nothing to brag about.
Makin' Whoopie . . . Pies
David doesn't usually make culinary requests (though he does offer positive reinforcement for dishes he prefers, e.g., his enchiladas victory dance), but when he saw March 17th's Dining section of the New York Times aglow with an article on whoopie pies, he made an exception. Following the recipe accompanying the article, I made the chocolate cake/cookie thingies on one day and the "buttercream" filling on the following day. Is it really buttercream if there's no cream?
Saturday, March 21, 2009
Covered in Bees
As we have discussed previously, we can all play a role in bee stewardship by making our backyards bee friendly.
I was reminded of this discussion the other day by a piece on the Pat Morrison show (direct link to RealPlayer presentation) on KPCC. Here's a summary of the piece. [I usually try to avoid wholesale copying of show information, but the KPCC website is not organized very well for linking to only one show or one portion of a show.]
Ah, bees -- nature's winged miracles, they keep agriculture going, they help us to sweeten our tea, and they're in big trouble - populations of honeybees have crashed. But in the nation's cities, urban beekeepers are working to bring back the buzz. Author Candace Sage and real-life beekeeper Russell Bates join us to talk about the incredible insects and about the rise of urban bee keeping here in Los Angeles.I found the concept of backwards beekeeping FASCINATING and if you're remotely interested in urban agriculture of any kind, this piece is worth a listen.
* Candace Savage, author of Bees: Nature's Little Wonders
* Russell Bates, local urban beekeeper and a member of the backwards beekeepers
It inspired me to do a round up of bee-related posts. They fell into categories: explaining the issues related to bees, how to keep bees, how to help bees, what to do with honey, and what to do with beeswax.
Bee in Your Bonnet
Gristmill ties EPA to colony collapse.
Serious Eats explains how rising food prices are tied to the cost of renting bees.
Keeping Bees
Ask Metafilter has a number of informative discussions about bees. [Don't forget, with AskMeFi the good stuff is in the comments.] What is it like to live with bees?
Helping Bees
Re-Nest has also hopped on the bee bandwagon with a piece on What You Can Do to Help the Bees which includes some links to backyard beekeeping information, bee friendly plants for your landscape, and a few other suggestions. In fact, Re-Nest has been riding this bandwagon quite a bit this past year.
Honey
Serious Eats has a number of suggestions on what to do with honey.
Mind Your Own Beeswax
Re-Nest had an interesting suggestion: put those bees to work . . . making vases.
Ask Metafilter answered the question, "How do you make candles out of raw beeswax?"
Resurrection Fern's How to Make a Beeswax Garland via Whip Up.
Friday, March 20, 2009
Tomatotastic
I went to the Monster Tomato and Pepper Sale at the Fullerton Arboretum this afternoon. If you're in the area tomorrow is its last day. It will be open from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. I believe all the plants that are part of the sale are $2.50, but don't quote me on that.
I previously perused the PDF lists of tomatoes and peppers they would have for sale. On only the second day of the sale they were already out of the red pepper I had chosen, an heirloom variety called Topepo Rosso Red Italian which the list described as a pimento‐type pepper with thick, crisp, very sweet flesh; large yields; and short, compact plants. I wasn't really committed to pepper growing this year, so I didn't spend much time battling it out with the other pepper shoppers for the remaining peppers.
I picked my tomato poorly. For some reason I thought Moon's Super Bush was an heirloom variety, but the label at the sale said it was a hybrid. I really wanted to try an heirloom, so I went with my friend Bridget's recommendation: Cherokee Purple. According to the tomato PDF, this heirloom tomato plant is indeterminate, late season fruiting, and bears loads of 12 oz rose/purple, excellent tasting fruit with brick red centers which are perfect for slicing. On a lark I also bought a Big Rainbow. This heirloom tomato plant is indeterminate, late season fruiting, and bears sweet, beautiful, yellow/orange/ruby red, beefsteak tomatoes weighing up to 2 lbs.
We'll see if these tomato plants fair any better than the leggy tomato sprout I'm currently torturing.
Quiche

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you eggs, make quiche.
This recipe is my hybridization of Joy the Baker's Creme Fraiche Quiche (found via Not Martha) adapted from The Gourmet Cookbook
and Tartelette's Bacon and onion tartlets from Design*Sponge's In the Kitchen With series.
Quiche
Ingredients:
Ham diced [I asked the deli for one 1/4" slice of smoked ham, no idea how much it weighed]
4 stalks green onion, sliced, white and green parts included
1/3 cup fresh parsley, finely chopped
1 sheet frozen puff pastry, thawed [I got mine at Trader Joe's]
6 large eggs
2 1/4 cups creme fraiche [scroll to the bottom of this post for more info on creme fraiche]
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/2 teaspoon black pepper
1 cup shredded Gruyere (about 4 ounces)
Instructions:
1. Put a baking sheet on a middle rack and preheat oven to 375 degrees F.
2. Cook ham and green onion in a 12-inch heavy skillet over moderate heat for a couple of minutes, just to take the raw edge off.
3. Roll out pastry on a lightly floured surface into a 13-inch square. Because pastry sheets come out of the box in squares, it is easier to roll it into a larger square and then trim it into a round. Fit pastry into pie pan and trim the pastry so that just about 1/4-inch of puff pastry hangs over the sides.
4. Spread the ham, onion and parsley evenly over the bottom of the pastry.
5. Whisk eggs in a medium bowl until well combined, then whisk in creme fraiche, salt and pepper until just smooth. Pour filling into pastry shell. Sprinkle Gruyere evenly over filling.
6. Bake quiche on heated baking sheet until center is set (it should not jiggle when shaken), 45 minutes to 1 hour. Quiche will puff up while in the oven [SERIOUSLY, I used a 2 1/2 inch deep springform pan and this bad boy was at the TOP by the time it was done] and sink a bit once it’s out and cooled. Transfer to rack to cool to warm or room temperature.
My independent taste tester LOVED this quiche.
Thursday, March 19, 2009
Container Garden: Supplemental Sunshine
Three weeks after planting, I feel like my seedlings should be farther along. They don't have their first set of "true leaves" yet and they look kinda pale. I think this might be a function of the relatively brief direct sun exposure they're receiving. I don't really have a better window to put them in. I could put them outside, but I'm afraid the wind and direct sun will kill them. So I've put a portable fluorescent light over them.
Previous container garden posts:
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
Bittman's Pantry Recovery Plan Update
I have a few updates on my attempts to conform my pantry to the New Year's edict of Mark Bittman, a.k.a. Mark Bittman's article, "Fresh Start for a New Year? Let’s Begin in the Kitchen," from Tuesday, January 6th's New York Times (Does that sentence immediately evoke the scene from The Royal Tenenbaums where Bill Murray's character testing Dudley with two sets of blocks says, "Make yours like mine"?). Thus far I have addressed my initial attempts regarding lemons & limes, bread crumbs, parsley & basil, beans, and vanilla.
Lemons & Limes
Citrus prices in North Orange County are crazy low, so replacing bottled lemon and lime juice is a very cost effective pantry policy. Well, it's a very cost effective pantry policy if you either use the juice right away or you have a storage strategy. In my previous post I mentioned Mom's method of freezing lemon juice in an ice cube tray. We're not big ice people, so I had to buy an ice cube tray. This was almost as challenging as finding vanilla beans. Eventually I found an ice cube tray at IKEA. Even then I couldn't find your standard cube-shaped ice cube tray, which has apparently gone the way of the Dodo. But shape snobbery aside, each compartment holds exactly 1 tablespoon of liquid, which is super convenient. I now have a reusable container full of frozen lemon fish and I just bought limes to make some lime fish.
Bread Crumbs
I dropped a couple of steps on this one. Bittman recommended toasting or browning in olive oil. I've just been freezing the ends of the bread loaves and running them through the Cuisinart with the shredding attachment (often after shredding cheese, which is a handy way to clean out the cheese from the Cuisinart). Well, honestly, I was toasting between the freezer and the Cuisinart, but then I forgot they were in there and nearly set the house on fire. So I started skipping that step and no one seems to notice the difference.
And I took Rebecca's advice and made The Flying Biscuit's mac & cheese recipe to show off my homemade breadcrumbs instead of hiding them in meatloaf. Three out of three independent tasters were impressed by the breadcrumbs on the mac & cheese - and that was totally without breadcrumb specific interrogation techniques.
Parsley & Basil
I used the last of my dried parsley and have switched to buying fresh parsley from Henry's until my container plant gets going. Any suggestions on how to quickly chop up parsley without getting too much stem? Or are parsley stems culinarily acceptable? I had to buy more dried basil as fresh basil is rather pricey around here. But again, my basil did sprout nicely, so I'm hoping for a home-grown source soon.
Most handy bit of knowledge gleaned from this micro-obsession: the conversion chart over at Spice Advice including one tablespoon of fresh basil or parsley is equivalent to one teaspoon of the dried herb.
Beans
I've had great success with The Flying Biscuit's White Bean Cassoulet recipe using dried white navy beans from Henry's. I've also had success making black beans and refried black beans from dried black beans from Henry's. I have yet to find a recipe using peruano beans. And I have an irrational fear of lentils. Anyone have any good recipes to help me confront that fear?
Most handy bit of knowledge gleaned from this micro-obsession: In a comment Rebecca suggested I check out Deborah Madison's Vegetarian Cooking for Everyone which includes cooking principles and general techniques for addressing vegetables. If you've joined a CSA this year, you need this book.
Vanilla
This has to be the change that caused the most significant difference (well, the basil and parsley plants aren't up and running yet, so we might have to revisit this in a few months). While the scraped vanilla bean in the NYTCCCs was effective, the difference between that and vanilla extract wasn't sufficiently significant to justify the effort.
But my cupcakes have never been so awesome. Not only did I do all the vanilla friendly stuff to the frosting that I talked about in my previous post, I also doctored the batter. I steeped half a vanilla bean in the milk required for the cake batter. I followed Terri's advice to put used vanilla beans in a jar with sugar and used the resulting sugar in the batter. And on top of all that I did like the recipe told me and added the seeds of half of vanilla bean. The resulting cake and frosting were noticeably more vanilla-y and got rave reviews from two independent testers.
Sunday, March 15, 2009
Workshop Reviewer to the Stars
I took a a quilt class based on abstractions from photographs from a famous quilt artist, Katie Pasquini Masopust. Her publisher, C&T Publishing, saw my (other) blog post about the class and posted about it on their corporate blog.
The design they included in their blog post is the one David hung in his office.
Saturday, March 14, 2009
AA to the stars
stephenfryOh yes indeed Happy Pi Day. Und Alles gute zum Geburtstag, Albert Einstein, Schatzi 29 minutes ago from Tweetie
Yes, that's me reminding Stephen Fry of the important holidays today. I try to keep him updated on the important things, so he seems connected and "with it" on his various public appearances. I'm like his personal assistant.
Auto-update from stephenfry.com: Thank you, bobwieman, for twittering Stephen Fry. And thank you, readers of bobwieman, for reading about twittering Stephen Fry. In the interest of strict veracity, please replace "personal assistant" in the above post with "twittering stalker", and again, thank you.
Collaborative Short Story Robbed
Art Gallery Fabrics recently started a blog. To promote said blog they had a contest. To enter one had to post a comment containing the answer to the following question.
What was the most funny/weird situation that you have had at your sewing room when about to start sewing?The two most funny answers would win.
No funny/weird situation had ever occurred in my sewing room when I was about to start sewing. That setup is just not very ripe for comedy. Reading through the first fifty or so comments confirmed my hypothesis. One consistent trend was the interruption of sewing initiation by pets, especially cats.
So I presented this conundrum to my brother via instant messaging. Over the subsequent hour or so, he and I composed the following story.
I was trying to perfect my curves following your Belle Epoque Garden quilt pattern when I heard a knock at my sewing room window. I opened the window to find three little green men who very politely explained that they crash landed in my backyard and, seeing my Bernina 440 QE through the window, knew I could help. In English punctuated with buzzes and clicks, they communicated that they travel by manipulating the Warp and Weft of the Universe (not to be confused with the Fabric of Time). But they took the wrong left at the corner by my local quilt shop, and couldn't find their way back to the wormhole (apparently, even if they're little, green, and have antennae, men still refuse to ask for directions). They begged me to sew a topological impossibility for them (Euler characteristic of pi) which, like piecing a Lone Star quilt, looks really complicated, but it's not so bad if you use Jan Krentz's strip piecing method. They said that if I sewed the topological impossibility for them, they could transport their broken spaceship home through the resulting wormhole and darn the hole in spacetime from their side.
I sat down at my Bernina 440 QE to start sewing the first set of strips for the topological impossibility together when I was struck by the idea that if I just made a few subtle tweaks I could alter the alien design so that it would not only function as a topological impossibility but would totally make the coziest, cuddliest, cutest throw pillow EVER! I knew I would have to break all the rules (quarter inch seam allowance be damned!). I would have to alter the design on the fly, right there, as I was sewing, because it was only at that moment that I would be able to keep the trick to its execution in my head. I dropped the presser foot and put my foot on the pedal. I could see it all laid out before me.
Then my cat Ripper (short for Seam Ripper) started batting the strips as they moved through the machine in his typical "one, two, THREE WITH CLAW!" pattern, taking the whole thing with the third strike. You see the pattern coming, and yet, it's always too fast to react to. Next he spied the pile of strips I had meticulously stacked in the order I had to sew them for the topological impossibility/coziest, cuddliest, cutest throw pillow ever. Thinking he could make them move like the strips I was sewing, he hopped onto the sewing table and scattered the strips everywhere.
The End
(This story is fictional. I don't own a cat.)
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Sadly, we did not win. Whether this was because it was obviously fictional (which was not expressly prohibited by the rules), or because we were in the top 20 from which they ended up drawing two winners randomly, or . . . well all other possibilities involve speculating that someone somewhere could possibly not find this story HILARIOUS, I don't know.
Regardless, I enjoyed the creative process with Bob and hope we can parley it into some sort of short story writing career in the near future.
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
Bittman's Pantry-atitis #5
As you might have noticed from my four earlier posts (lemons & limes, bread crumbs, parsley & basil, and beans), I've become a bit obsessed with Mark Bittman's article, "Fresh Start for a New Year? Let’s Begin in the Kitchen," from Tuesday, January 6th's New York Times. And what is #9 on his list?OUT Imitation vanilla.
This seems to be a foodie must.
IN Vanilla beans. They’re expensive, but they keep. (If you look online you can find bargains in bulk, which is why I have 25 in my refrigerator.) If you slice a pod in half and simmer it with some leftover rice and any kind of milk (dairy, coconut, almond...), you’ll never go back to extract.
In the last few months, the blogosphere has been buzzing about homemade vanilla extract (which reminds me of a very special episode of Family Ties where an alcoholic cousin played by some famous actor visits the Keatons and drinks all of their vanilla extract, but I digress). Not Martha shared Chocolate & Zucchini's vanilla extract recipe which includes some excellent suggestions for the use of de-seeded vanilla bean pods as well as the first clear answer to the question: if I have fresh vanilla beans, why use extract at all. Bethany Actually posted beautifully photographed instructions for DIY vanilla extract which I discovered via Whip Up. Angry Chicken recommended Vanilla Review's more technical, less pretty vanilla extract tutorial.
Hunting the Elusive Bean
Sourcing vanilla beans has been the biggest challenge of all the Bittman Pantry Makeovers I have taken on. Re-Nest has an interesting post about fair trade vanilla. Long story short: Currently, there is only one consumer-level supplier of Fair Trade Certified vanilla beans and extract in the United States, Frontier Natural Products Co-op.
A one pound bag of organic, fair trade vanilla beans will run you between $145.00 and $161.00.
The Henry's in Yorba Linda sells a 2 ounce bottle of Simply Organic vanilla extract for $4.99. Despite their wide array of bulk spices for sale, Henry's doesn't sell vanilla beans. Less surprisingly, Trader Joe's and Stater Brothers also don't stock vanilla beans.
The nearest local source I can find is the Whole Foods in Tustin, which is not very near. You have two vanilla bean options there: Whole Pantry (Whole Foods' brand) organic vanilla bean, one bean in their standard sized spice bottle or Spicely Organic's organic vanilla bean, in a cute little box. One of these costs $5.39 and the other costs $5.99. The receipt wasn't specific enough to determine which was which.
Here's some interesting information from the vanilla bean containers. From the Spicely Organic box: Vanilla is used principally for ice cream, soft drinks, eggnogs, chocolate confectionery, candy, tobacco, baked goods, puddings, cakes, cookies, liqueurs, and as a fragrant ingredient in perfumery.
Who knew cakes and cookies aren't baked goods? Who knew chocolate confectionery isn't candy? And how much do I love that tobacco is on this list?
From the Whole Pantry bottle: Whole vanilla beans have an intensely pure flavor. To substitute them for vanilla extract, simply slit the bean lengthwise, scrape out the seeds, and whisk them into batters or custards. (One vanilla bean equals about 1 Tbsp of vanilla extract.)
That parenthetical is in super small font, probably so people don't look at this sad lonely bean in a bottle for over $5.00 and do the math to determine that it is the equivalent of 0.5 fluid ounces. Simply Organic vanilla extract: $2.50/fl. oz. Cheapest vanilla bean at Whole Foods: $10.78/fl. oz.
Via Amazon you can buy 16 Premium Bourbon-Madagascar Vanilla Beans for $14.95 from JR Mushrooms & Specialties and they appear to have a free shipping deal presently. That works out to $1.87/fl. oz. without the shipping - which makes it even better than vanilla extract, if you're not hung up on fair trade-ness or organic-ness.
Vanilla Beans in Action
I substituted the seeds of one vanilla bean for the two teaspoons of vanilla extract required by the New York Times Chocolate Chip Cookie recipe. This directly countermanded (I'm totally not using that word correctly - any suggestions?) the explanation offered by Chocolate & Zucchini for why one should bother with extract when you've got the bean: Fresh beans need to be steeped in a liquid ingredient (milk, cream, syrup...) to release their flavor, so they can only be used in recipes that call for such an ingredient, like sauces, ice creams, or custards.
But here's the reasoning behind my transgression: this cookie dough DOES steep. It sits in the refrigerator for at least 48 hours. 
For a slightly more appropriate test drive I made cupcakes not from a box. I used vanilla bean as Bake and Shake instructed in the cake recipe. Instead of using vanilla extract as called for in the frosting recipe I steeped the vanilla bean in the cream. To be more precise . . .
Quick Butter Frosting adapted from The New York Times Cookbook by Craig Claiborne (1961)
Yield: Frosts tops and sides of 2 9-inch or 3 8-inch layers - or about two dozen cupcakes.
Ingredients:
1/4 cup butter, at room temperature
1 pound (3 1/2 cups) sifted confectioners' sugar
1/4 teaspoon salt
4 to 5 tablespoons heavy cream
1/2 vanilla bean
Instructions:
A day or so in advance, slice the vanilla bean in half lengthwise. In a small container (I used one of the ramekins that comes in the chocolate souffles at Trader Joe's - it even has an airtight plastic lid!) submerge the vanilla bean in the cream. Cover and leave in the refrigerator until you're ready to make the frosting.
When you're spiritually and mentally prepared to make frosting, cream the butter. Take the vanilla bean out of the cream and scrape the seeds into the mixing bowl. Add about one cup of the sugar and the salt and cream well. Add the remaining sugar alternately with the cream, using enough cream to give a slight gloss and a good spreading consistency.
If you want to try a recipe that uses whole chopped vanilla beans check out Serious Eats' adaptation of Golden Vanilla Bean Caramels from Pure Dessert by Alice Medrich. The recipe also calls for golden syrup which we discussed in the comments to my very first post about making your own vanilla extract. Spooky, huh?
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
Eggs

A friend I met through the Flying Geese Quilters Guild raises free-range chickens at her home. Today we carpooled together to our guild meeting and she brought me a dozen eggs. Michael Pollan would be proud.
Monday, March 09, 2009
Container Garden: Parsley Problem Solved
Two days after my parsley propagating lament I took the parsley out of the cabinet to water it and low and behold . . . two sprouts!
Friday, March 06, 2009
Furrday: Porch Pooch

Izzy likes to lie out on the porch in the sun. This shot is of him waiting for me to get out his way to the patch of sun behind me. 
This is him expressing impatience through refusing to look at the camera and yet he still loves me as expressed through tail wagging. And he still has hope that I'll move soon because he's still standing up.
Now he's getting ready to wait me out. And yet, as you can tell by the blurriness of the tail, he still loves me!