I mean, the chickens are hunters.
I tried to get some videos of them chasing other birds off their lawn, but it was difficult to catch them in the act. They mostly acted innocent.
Sunday, December 21, 2014
Wednesday, December 10, 2014
Then our friend Bridget, a recovering cat breeder, stepped in. She fostered the remaining kitten (yes, :( DO NOT TELL OUR CHILD) and nursed it back to health and flea-freedom. Then she found it a forever home with a mom and two sons who just lost their elder cat ... in San Jose, which is over a six hour drive without traffic. In trying to find a ride for the kitten, by then named, Oliver, she contacted a friend who is an animal wrangler in Hollywood. Not only did the animal wrangler volunteer to drive Oliver to San Jose, but she lined up some work for him.
Friday, November 28, 2014
So I invented a new pie this Thanksgiving.
It uses the Salty Pluff Mud Pie filling from the New York Times wonderful dining section containing a recipe from all fifty states for Thanksgiving. But instead of a regular pie crust, which I always find at odds with Mud Pie, I made the crust out of NYTCCC dough without the chocolate chips. I buttered the pie plate, then covered the bottom and sides with about 1/3 inch of dough. I popped it in the fridge overnight. Then I baked it in a 350 degree oven for 20 minutes.
It came out of the pie plate easily and held its shape well. It was AMAZING! The bottom perimeter of the pie, where the proportion of crust sometimes fails and ruins the whole thing, turned into this caramelized, chocolately, yum. It was alchemy.
Monday, November 24, 2014
It's been pretty quiet here at Gnomicon. But if you're wondering if we're still up to our usual shenanigans, the answer is yes. For example, Bob and Sarah just collaborated on a post over at Medical Law Perspectives:
CDC Study Shows Skyrocketing Skin Cancer Costs; What Lawyers Can Learn By Examination and Persuasive Presentation of Statistics.
We even made illustrative bar graphs based on hypothetical data sets. Yup, the family that critically reviews use of statistics in the public media together stays together. Or some other catchy adage referring to the Common Core standards for high school math.
Sunday, November 02, 2014
Peanut Butter Bacon Cookies
- 1/2 C unsalted butter
- 1/2 C cold bacon grease
- 1 3/4 C crunchy peanut butter
- 1/2 C PB2
- 1 C white sugar
- 1 C packed brown sugar
- 2 eggs
- 2 3/4 cups all-purpose flour
- 1 t baking powder
- 1/2 t salt
- 1 1/2 t baking soda
- Cream together butter, bacon grease, peanut butter, PB2, white sugar, and brown sugar for at least 10 minutes.
- Beat in eggs.
In a separate bowl, sift together flour, baking powder, baking soda, and salt. Add your dries to your wets and mix slowly until totally combined.
- Cover and refrigerate overnight, or as long as you can stand to wait.
When you're ready to bake your cookies, take the dough out of the fridge and let it reach room temperature.
- Preheat the oven to 350.
- Roll into 1 inch balls and set on baking sheets. Flatten each ball with the palm of your hand to about 5/8 inch thick. You might have to push the edges back towards the center with your fingers if the edges break.
- Bake for about 14 minutes or until cookies begin to brown. Do not over-bake. Take them out and allow them to cool on the cookie sheet.
Banana Buttercream Frosting
- 1/2 C mashed fresh bananas, not frozen (cold banana will make the butter harden)
1/8 t citric acid (1/2 t lemon juice could be used as substitutes)
1/2 t vanilla extract
- 1/2 C butter
- 3 1/4 C confectioners' sugar
- yellow gel paste food coloring (optional)
- Mash together the banana, citric acid, and vanilla.
- Cream the butter alone. Add half of the confectioners' sugar 1/2 C at a time, creaming it in completely after each addition.
- Add the banana mixture. Take some time to cream this in, scraping down the bowl completely a few times to make sure the butter isn't separating and stuck to the side of the bowl.
- Add the remaining confectioners' sugar 1/2 C at a time, creaming it in completely and scraping down the bowl after each addition.
- Add the gel paste food coloring until the frosting reaches a shade of yellow that will reassure nonbelievers that this is really banana-flavored.
- Check that the cookies are no warmer than room-temperature. If they're at all warm, the frosting will melt and possibly slide off.
- Frost the the cookies thickly. The volume of the frosting should equal the volume of the cookie to balance the salty/bacony powerhouse of the cookies with sweet/banana-y awesomeness.
- Twirl the frosting in the middle to make a little pompadour. Get it?
Sunday, March 30, 2014
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