Jay McCarroll Fabric

Jay McCarroll, winner of the first season of Project Runway and subsequent professional disappointment, has come out with a fabric line of 100% cotton fabric for quilters through FreeSpirit. Via True Up. I was so excited to hear this news. Yet, just like my friend who bought like everything he sold on the Home Shopping Network and had to return all of it because it was manufactured so poorly, utterly disappointed to see it up close. Tell me in what kind of quilt one might be able to use this albino bunny post-cosmetic testing print? Close up after the jump, because it may not be suitable for some readers, like those who are opposed to animal testing, Gentle Reader.

I just want to buy that bunny some eye drops and tell it to have a good night's sleep, lay off the meth, and take it one day at a time.

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